SKYLINE GTR V-SPEC

ONE THING WRONG WITH THIS CAR IS ITS NAME, WE DON’T KNOW HOW NISSAN COULD
NAME A MONSTER "SKYLINE" (IT'S JUST WRONG MAN), JUST LOOKING AT THE GTR MAKES
EVEN THE FEARLESS DUDE SHIVER, IT'S LIKE THE "DARTH VADER" OF AUTOMOBILES, THE
"JACK THE RIPPER" OF THE STREETS. STARE AT IT AND IT WILL STARE BACK, CHALLENGE
IT AND BE READY TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF.


THE IMAGE ON THE LEFT IS THE 2.5 LITRE DOHC TWIN TURBO-CHARGED ENGINE, GIVING
THE GTR (I DON’T WANT TO CALL IT SKYLINE) 280 BHP. THE IMAGE ON THE RIGHT IS
PROBABLY THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE WHEN YOU CHANCE UPON IT ON THE ROAD.


SOME SAY THE GTR IS A POOR MAN'S VERSION OF A FERRARI, WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY
THEY SAY THAT (THE GTR IS NOT EXACTLY THAT CHEAP), UNTIL WE SAW THE INTERIOR,
AAARGH… IT'S SO DULL EVEN MY GRAMMA PUKES WHEN LOOKING AT IT. THE DESIGNER
MUST BE DRUNK OR SOMETHING. IT'S TOTALLY… "SKYLINE", YUCK.
SO FOR NISSAN, IF YOU GUYS EVER MAKE THE NEXT VERSION OF THE GTR, PLEASE
RE-ENGINEER THE INSIDES AND PLEASE BLESS IT WITH A NEW NAME…
HOW ABOUT "HELLFIRE" OR "HANNIBAL"?