WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU PURCHASE THIS BEAST? RESPECT, POWER, CONTROL,

AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF GIRLS. COME TO THINK OF IT, THIS MUST BE THE MOST

AFFORDABLE AUTOMOBILE YOU COULD BUY CONSIDERING ALL THOSE FREEBIES, THE

CAR PRACTICALLY PAYS FOR ITSELF… AIN'T LIFE GRAND?

OKAY, YOU WILL ALSO GET A 3.2 LITRE 24 VALVE NATURALLY ASPIRATED ENGINE (THAT

GIVES YOU ALMOST THE SAME POWER WITH A PORSCHE 911, BUT WHO CARES?) ALSO A

LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CHICKS (DID WE MENTION THAT ALREADY? OH WELL, WE LIKE THE

SOUND OF IT, SO BUG OFF).

HMMM… THIS MUST BE THE COCKPIT AND INTERIOR… IT COULD FIT YOU AND FOUR

OF THE HOT BABES, YOU'LL BE COMMANDING THE STEERING AND PEDALS WHILE THEY

WILL BE WORKING WITH THE STICK SHIFT (GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE WORD

"AUTOMATIC" AIN'T IT?). ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU COULD EVEN LET THE FEMALES TAKE

CONTROL OF THE "INTERIOR" AND "COCKPIT" IF YOU'RE FEELING GENEROUS.

NOW WE KNOW WHY THAT GEEK BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL IS NOW DATING A SUPERMODEL,

IF ONLY WE KNEW WHAT STUDYING AND WORKING HARD COULD GIVE US… OH WELL,

ITS BACK TO BUYING LOTTERY TICKETS.