YO, WAZZUP MAH MAN, SOLD 3 MILLION COPIES OF YOUR ALBUM LATELY? THEN THE

BENZ CLK IS THE CAR FOR YA. JUST WHAT IS IT IN THE CLK THAT SYMBOLIZES SUPER-

STARDOME? IS IT BECAUSE OF THE BRAND NAME? THE OUTRAGEOUS PRICE? OR JUST

BECAUSE ITS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS THAT EXIST IN THIS UGLY WORLD?

GASP… WE WILL NOT EVEN BOTHER SHOWING YOU THE 5.0 LITRE V8 ENGINE OR OTHER

SENSELESS TECHNICAL BABBLE. JUST STARING AT THE CLK GIVES US GOOSEBUMPS.

SHEER EXTRAVAGANCE AND PURE LUXURY STYLING THAT ONLY A PERFECTIONIST

MILLIONAIRE COULD DREAM OF, THAT’S HOW TO DESCRIBE THE CLK'S ENTRAILS. A

THOUSAND COWS SLAUGHTERED FOR THE LEATHER INTERIOR AND MORE BUTTONS

THAN THE SPACE SHUTTLE. SAFETY WISE, DRIVING THE CLK CAN ONLY BE COMPARED

TO WEARING A KEVLAR VEST WHILE CRAWLING IN PILLOW LAND.

WHAT MORE CAN WE SAY, THE BENZ CLK IS A THREE-POINTED STAR MADE FOR THE STAR.

BUT THEN… A FEW CHAMPAGNE DRINKS, A FEW CAVIAR SNACKS, AND A FEW THOUSAND

BUCKS LATER…

THE MERCEDES BENZ SL ROADSTER… WELL THAT’S ANOTHER STORY… BETTER

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